Chief Nursing Officer

Full Time
Remote
$10,000 a year
Posted Today
Job description

We are currently hiring a Chief HARD Officer, HARD MTN DEW.

The Chief HARD Officer is a ridiculously bold, brave and badass HARD MTN DEW lover who adds significant value to our team by completing completely unnecessary and outrageous tasks in the name of HARD MTN DEW. We are looking for a highly motivated, curious and thirsty individual who has an unmatched affinity for HARD MTN DEW Baja Blast – specifically pineapple, punch and mango flavors, the three newest additions to this summer’s limited-edition pack.

The Chief HARD Officer will report into whomever we deem is in charge on that day and will assist with HARD MTN DEW Baja Blast’s mission to provide ridiculous refreshment – and a damn good time – all summer long. The Chief HARD Officer will be responsible for completing the outrageous tasks mentioned, plus help us develop a brand new, never-been-done-before flavor of HARD MTN DEW Baja Blast that just might be released to HARD DEW Nation next summer.

Responsibilities:

As the newest member of the HARD MTN DEW Baja Blast team, you will be able to:

· Drink HARD MTN DEW, including flavors from our new, limited-edition summer pack featuring: HARD MTN DEW Baja Blast, HARD MTN DEW Baja Blast Pineapple, HARD MTN DEW Baja Blast Punch and HARD MTN DEW Baja Blast Mango.

· Cage dive with sharks.

· Scuba dive alongside the ocean’s most notorious creatures.

· Tell everyone you know that you think the new HARD MTN DEW Baja Blast flavors are absolutely delicious and the best you’ve ever tasted.

· Get on a first name basis with the employees at the nearest location where HARD MTN DEW is sold.

· Taste-test a one-of-a-kind, unreleased HARD MTN DEW Baja Blast flavor for (potentially) real influence on next summer’s HARD MTN DEW flavor line-up.

Qualifications:

The ideal candidate must have:

· A highly motivated, curious and thirsty disposition

· A sense of humor and appreciation for the absurd

· An unwavering, passionate love for HARD MTN DEW Baja Blast

· Proficiency in swimming

· 21+ years of age and be a U.S. resident

Compensation:

· An all-expenses paid trip to Florida for new employee and a guest

· $10,000

· Exclusive HARD MTN DEW swag

Benefits:

· Major bragging rights

· $10,000 to do really cool stuff

· Drinking HARD MTN DEW Baja Blast all summer long

· A one-of-a-kind resume builder and thought-provoking letter of recommendation

APPLY TODAY:

If you think you have what it takes to put the “HARD” in Chief HARD Officer and have the summer adventure of a lifetime, we encourage you to apply for this position as Chief HARD Officer, HARD MTN DEW at ChiefHARDOfficer.com.

Job Type: Part-time

Pay: $10,000.00 per year

Work Location: Remote

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